Vulgar pickup phrases: 220 examples of cool tackles on girls

Is it funny, provocative, cheeky and dirty to glue girls? These vulgar pick-up phrases are both good and bad. A girl can laugh, slap, send away or end up in bed. But you never know how your pickup phrase will end up until you try it in practice.

In the series "Policeman from Rublyovka" the hero Grisha Izmailov suggested to many girls: "Maybe we'll sleep?". Using natural charm, the hero managed to surprise, laugh and seduce many girls with a simple pickup phrase. It's like in a joke with Lieutenants Rzhevsky, who seduced the ladies with the phrase: "Madame, let me kick you?"

Pick-ups, pick-ups and pick-ups of girls

No need to look for difficult pick-ups where they are not needed. Many girls are already in the mood for sex, and you just need to remove their responsibility and push them to bed. You can court a girl for months and not get sex. And you can behave arrogantly and vulgarly on the first evening with a stranger, but at the same time fry the beauty. I came, I saw, I received. So the modern Gaius Julius Caesar would say. Vulgar pickup phrases will help make the seduction process faster.

The very first thing in a pickup truck is not a hanging tongue, but your appearance. When you drive up to a beauty, she does not know anything about you, but only sees externally. A person approaching girls in ordinary, gray and inconspicuous clothes has a low chance of success. Try a week in casual clothes, and a week in a suit, shirt and expensive watch. You will be surprised at the difference in regards to girls. The very first thing in a pickup truck is to look like a million dollars.

Confidence is the next step in the pickup. How firmly, boldly and decisively you roll up. When a man plays the game confidently, the girls immediately feel it. Without confidence, it is difficult to make acquaintances, and it is impossible to seduce at all.

In a pickup, either pan or go. There is the concept of quick seduction, when everything is given one evening, one hour or one date. Seducing a girl is always a two part affair, where you elegantly have her brain first and then her body. If the girl is led to the usual “hello”, and then normally keeps up the conversation, then everything is fine. But if the girl is running away, busy or ignoring, then choose the next girl. You will burn it for sure.

A girl perceives three types of information when seduced:

  • Visual contact when she sees you and appreciates you.
  • Auditory contact when listening to your tackles.
  • Kinesthetic contact, when a girl feels touch with her body.

Here's a list of phrases for extreme pickup. But I do not recommend entering with this phrase when meeting. These phrases are best said a little later, when already at the stage of seducing the chick.

Dirty pick-up phrases for girls

Tackling girls should be cool, funny, daring, original and unforgettable. And these are only a little vicious, spoiled and vulgar. Choose from the list of any carbon monoxide tackles, and then roll up to a stranger.

1. You are so hot. Let's make Love? Damn, did I say that out loud?

2. Tell your boobs to stop making eye contact with me.

3. You may not want to have children now, but we can improve the technique of making babies.

4. Why pay for a bra if I'd love to support your boobs all day for free?

5. Let's save water by showering together?

6. What is such a sweet and beautiful girl doing in my dirty thoughts?

7. Let's play a game in which the one who undresses the fastest wins.

8. Kissing is said to be the language of love. Can you talk to me?

9. Let's go to my place to study mathematics. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, separate the legs, and multiply.

10. You look so good in clothes. Wouldn't it be better without her?

11. What time do you usually undress? I'll come.

12. Yesterday I watched a horror film that since then I have been afraid to sleep alone. Can you save me?

13. I know a great way to burn off the calories we consumed in this drink.

14. I have a headache, but the best cure for this is sex. You must save me.

15. What is the difference between a sword and an erection? I don't have a sword.

16. I am a freelance gynecologist. Today I can help you watch for free.

17. Your clothes are very pretty, but would look better on the bedroom floor.

18. You are selfish. You have such a cool body all your life, and I want to get it for the first time.

19. You have an angelic face, then the body of a sinner. You seduced me.


20. You remind me of the army when everything is at attention.

21. Was your father a baker? You have a great set of buns.

22. I am a programmer. Do you need to reinstall Windows tonight?

23. My magic clock says you're not wearing panties. Crap. They are two hours late.

24. You look like an Oreo. I want to separate them and eat them in the middle.

25. Alcohol is not the only strong thing here.

26. Never change. Just undress.

27. I would like to kiss your beautiful and juicy lips. And those on the face, too.

28. I'll show you my tan lines if you show yours.

29. I have a flash drive that your body will recognize as a new device.

30. Remember my name. You will shout it a little later.

31. You are my homework. I will make you tonight.

32. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

33. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

34. I would tell a joke about my penis, but it's too long.

35. Your smile is as big, warm and pleasant as my penis.

36. Do you believe in karma? I know several postures from their Ka'r'masutra.

37. I just had a DNA test. We are compatible in life and bed.

38. You came out as if from an oven. You are so hot that you need to be fried urgently.

39. The only reason I'm going to kick you out is to fuck you on the floor.

40. I think that you suffer from a lack of vitamin me.

41. You don't make money mixing concrete? You make me hard with one look.

42. Would you like to try the Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but underneath.

43. Tell me, what time do you open your legs?

44. Do you like casual sex? I'll wear a tuxedo so the sex is formal.

45. Why don't you surprise your roommates or parents? Just don't come home today.

46. Let's play strip poker.

47. I'll be a good veterinarian because I know exactly what your pussy needs.

48. My allergies are getting worse. Every time you're around, my dick swells.

49. If I kiss you in the rain, you will get wet twice.

50. You have a nice shirt. Can I try it on after sex?

51. Beautiful dress. Too bad I'll have to tear it apart.

52. Only latex will stand between our love.

53. May I borrow your body and soul for the evening?

54. You are number one on my to-do list for the evening.

55. Lie down on the bed and imagine that your legs hate each other.

56. Pizza is my second favorite meal in bed. Do you want to try the first one?

57. I am a traveler and want to explore your cave.

58. You look raw, but I'll fry you to the right condition.

59. If we were both squirrels, would you let me put my nuts in your hole?

60. What has 64 teeth and holds back the Hulk? My zipper is on my pants.

61. I can see the future. Crap. We're having hot sex.

62. Smile if you want to have sex with me.

63. I have sleep problems and insomnia. Can you sleep with me?

64. Madam, let me kick you?

65. Can we sleep? To you or to me?

66. I think that one must sin in order to have something to remember in later years.

67. Are your parents not farmers? Your melons are beyond praise, and now I'll eat them.

68. I love the sex position 68. You will give me a blowjob, and I will give you cunnilingus... I will have to.

69. I heard that girls hate oral sex. I was deceived and there are those babes who love?

70. You don't have telekinesis? You just looked at me with your beautiful eyes, and something stirred in my pants.

71. Your legs are like a raincoat. I will throw them on my shoulders with great pleasure.

72. May I give you some advice? Have sex with me. This is a good decision.

73. Between our love will be only latex and rubber.

74. I'm hiding and I need to cover my penis. You look like a great hideout.

75. I can see that you have cool boobs. Or I'm wrong?

76. Are you out of the oven? You're so hot, and I'm all smoking.

77. You are a cool horse who finishes first in a rush. I'll take care of it.

78. You look like a general, because I have everything at attention.

79. Sit on my knees. I have a gift for you, and you will feel it tactilely.

80. Are your parents not cooks? Your buns give me an erection.

81. Are you not a doctor? You just cured my erectile dysfunction.

82. I'm a pirate, and I'll have to take your treasure.

83. With great pleasure. I mean, I have a big one, and you have fun.

84. Your butt has found some adventure. Get undressed.

85. I'm not like that, but you persuaded me. I'm ready for sex.

86. I could ask heaven to send me an angel, but I would rather you be an angelic looking slut.

87. Do you like to play billiards? I have balls and strike. I mean cue.

88. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

89. I can kiss your navel. From within the tongue.

90. Smile if you want to have sex with me.

91. You look like a plumber because my faucet is dripping.

92. You do yoga, but I don't believe you're flexible enough. How can you prove it to me?

93. It's time to sin so that you have something to tell in confession.

94. I want to fall on your beautiful lips. The ones on the face, too.

95. I have a very soft bed, but you are not on it.

96. Let's play cowboys. You are my heifer, and I will ride on you.

97. I'm not an angel, but I can poison you to heaven with one sex.

98. Didn't she work with horses? I mean, you sure are a great rider.

99. You look like Medusa Gorgon, who makes my pants look like stone.

100. I drank Viagra and you have 3 seconds to undress, otherwise it will turn into rape.

101. The dress looks great on you. But I will look more organic and orgasmic.

102. I am a cat charmer. I know what your pussy needs.

103. Don't you want sex? Wow! Today we are playing rape.

104. You look like a rock climber, and I have a very high instep in my pants.

105. Karma will overtake each person. But the Karmasutra will overtake us.

106. I am a professional caver who is now exploring your deep cave.

107. I will insert the plug into the socket so hard that the stars will fall.

108. Do you know what I like best about you? My penis.

109. I have a map of where your G-spot is.

110. Tell your depraved body not to get into my mind.

111. Do you interfere with cement at the construction site? I have everything solidified.

112. I want you to be the one to take my virginity. One more time.

113. You are a wild horse, but I will saddle you.

114. You're not a bitch, but I'm going to throw a stick at you right now.

115. If you are not ready to have sex yet, then I am ready to wait another 5 seconds.

116. Call me lollipop or lollipop. You will suck me.

117. My ears are frozen. Can you warm them up with your knees?

118. I am a real robber who will sneak up to your back entrance.

119. You are a girl for whatever you want and wherever.

120. You have a great smile, but you look even better without clothes.

121. Looking at you, I feel you are a boss who was given a promotion right in his pants.

122. What time do your legs spread like St. Petersburg bridges?

123. I have plans for you today. I would love to watch you undress.

124. Do you have a headache? I know how to fix it. Get undressed!

125. I would kiss you in the rain, but you're already soaking wet.

126. Your tits are like mountains, but I will conquer them.

127. I will map your erogenous points.

128. You behaved badly, and I will thrash you like the last bad girl.

129. Let's save water and take a shower together.

130. I lost peace, pleasure and pleasure. Can I see in my panties?

131. I may be a pain in the ass, but let's add some passion and lube for more fun.

132. Why conventions? Take off your clothes and spread your legs for adventure.

133. You want to be a vampire who will suck me, but not blood.

134. If I were you, I would not waste time, but already undressed.

135. My penis looks like it's losing consciousness. Can you give him artificial respiration?

136. I want to hear your labored breathing and wet body.

137. Do you often kneel? You will spend tonight on them.

138. I have a USB connector for you, and you will now find a new device.

139. You are not a whore, but you look more depraved than all of them in the world.

140. Do you have pet insurance? Your pussy is going to hurt today.


141. Do you know what the difference is between us? It seems to me that you have a padlock, and I have a barn key.

142. Bet that I will undress faster? The loser does oral sex.

143. Even an impotent pensioner doesn't need Viagra with you.

144. You look like a vampire and I have to stake you.

145. My condom is about to expire. Can you help me use it?

146. How deep can you swallow?

147. I will put you on me like glasses, throwing them behind my ears.

148. Let's see that I will fuck you so that you will forever be mine?

149. You are like a trampoline that you want to jump on all night.

150. You look so stunning that I want to kiss you on the lips, and then higher, in the tummy.

151. Today you will moan my name loudly so that the neighbors will all smoke.

152. I won't get your virginity, but I will get the package from it.

153. I'm a robber, and you have to give me your panties right now.

154. My balls will definitely beat against your ass.

155. I am terribly uncomfortable that you are wearing these clothes. Take it off immediately, but rather slowly and to the music.

156. You are so innocent, but I have such vulgar thoughts.

157. You look like a dog, and I want to throw a stick at you. But several are better.

158. Your pussy will be punished and rewarded at the same time today.

159. I don't need sex from you. I need all your sexes.

160. Throw a coin? If tails, then come to me. If an eagle, then to you. But, and if it hangs in the air, then go home.

161. I lost my keys. Can I look for them under your dress?

162. Your body looks so defiant that it is indecent.

163. I asked luck to send me a girl with an angelic face, then the body of a sinner.

164. Do you want to sin so that you have something to tell your girlfriends?

165. I have caramel. Do you want to suck?

166. I don't know how you do it, but I agree to sex, you persuaded me.

167. You look like a plumber because my faucet starts dripping when I see you.

168. I am beautiful, and you are beautiful too. Let's quickly get to know each other and have beautiful kids.

169. I have plans for you today, so don't go too far.

170. I feel embarrassed that our hope limits us. Let's film it?

171. My guitar teacher says I have magic fingers.

172. I bet you have pink nipples.

173. If you don't like casual sex, then I can wear a tuxedo and it will be official.

174. Do you like lace or leather? I want to get ready.

175. Tell me, what time do your legs open and do you go to bed?

176. Never change, just undress.

177. Condoms expire. We can help save them.

178. Will you show me your tan lines if I show you mine?

179. You have a beautiful dress. Too bad you have to tear it apart.

180. You're so hot that even my pants fall down.

181. I'm like a fireman. I find it hot and leave it moist.

182. I read your thoughts. And yes, I want to stop with you too.

183. Sit on my face while I find the way to your heart.

184. Tonight we will wear only perfume.

185. I want you to be the one to take my virginity.

186. If you are stressed or depressed, I can help you relax.

187. I hope you have a sewing machine, because I will tear your pants.

188. There are many girls in the world, but I want you.

189. Let's play farmers. You will be the earth, and I will place my seed with you.

190. You look like sunglasses. I need one of your legs for each of my ears.

191. You are so hot that my testicles dance the Macarena.

192. Take this flower before I take yours.

193. If we have 30 minutes left on the planet, what would we do?

194. Your dress looks great on you, but I would look just as good.

195. Do you think Disneyland is the nicest place? You haven't been on me yet.

196. Guess the riddle. What is the most moving muscle in the female body? My penis.

197. You want to meet my little friend.

198. My guitar teacher says I have magic fingers.

199. You better stop looking at me like that. Otherwise, I am not responsible for what happens next.

200. Alcohol is not the only strong thing here.

201. It worries me that you are still in your clothes.

202. Why are you not a mask and still not on my face?

203. You are worth every sin.

204. If your period bothers you, I can stop it for 9 months.

205. As long as you're not naked, I can resist you.

206. Such beautiful legs should be wrapped around my shoulders.

207. You are so hot that my volcano wants to erupt inside you.

208. I'm not a meteorologist, but you can expect 7-8 inches from me tonight.

209. You are like a book, and I want to explore you from cover to cover.

210. I look like a haunted house, because you will scream loudly with me.

211. You didn't sit in a pile of sugar, because you have a very appetizing and sweet ass.

212. There are no chairs here, but you can sit on my face.

213. I may be drunk, but I need to destroy this condom in my pocket.

214. I would die happy if I could see you naked.

215. My tongue can tease you better than my words.

216. Let's get to know each other right away and let's not chase Cupid in vain?

217. I am your sun and rain. I will make you hot and wet.

218. You are like a blanket because I want to feel you on me.

219. You are the first thing I'm going to do after quarantine.

220. I am not a singing teacher, but I will make you scream at the highest note.

Do you want to seduce a girl quickly? Move on to vulgar topics as quickly as possible and paw the chick more often. Use vulgar pickup phrases to make you laugh and scout the situation in battle. Have sex now instead of putting off retirement or family time. Sex makes life more beautiful, brighter, more interesting and happier.