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Sex advice for men from an escort

Sex advice for men on behalf of professionals in their field. A girl with reduced social responsibility decided to give a couple of tips to men about sex. This knowledge can be applied not only to fairies, but to all women who meet in life.

Most escorts have a more than interesting life, there is plenty of male attention in it. Now I'm not talking about girls who work in the Russian outback for a thousand rubles. That is why we are interesting to read.

I am coming to the end of my three-week tour in France. Today was the first free evening, so I decided to write about what was boiling.

Men. Some of you are dating fairies. There are different girls among us, but I will write on behalf of professionals in their field. So, the most important thing that you should understand is that the meeting should be pleasant for both of you. What does it mean? Let's figure it out. Literally point by point.

Sex advice for men from an escort

1. Your hygiene

You can have a fresh haircut, stylish clothes and expensive watches. But you smoked, drank a cup of coffee, and didn't brush your teeth/chew mints. Congratulations, you are already in the girl's personal blacklist. Because with you for at least half an hour you need to talk, kiss and smell it all. I have every stinky client listed as a stink in my phone book. If a normal or new one is recorded at the same time, I prefer them. After such stinks, you need to wash off half of your makeup and wash your earlobes, take a full shower, re-smear with body cream and fix your makeup, because everything, absolutely everything stinks of these filthy saliva.

Intimate hygiene. In my opinion, this topic deserves a separate post on this forum. Thoroughly wash your household! If you just peed in the bathroom (no need to wince now, 90% of men do this before sex), be sure to peel back the foreskin and rinse it again! “Without fawn” peeing before a rendezvous will not work if you have not washed it after that. The nasty smell of urine corrodes the eyes when you lower yourself to the same level as the penis. Rinse your ass three times with soap, and double-check the quality of your work.

Girls, a recommendation for you: pour miramistin into a package of wet wipes so that they are well saturated, and treat clients with such wipes.

Men, do not grow bushes in intimate places. It's disgusting and unaesthetic, with a blowjob your bushes climb into your nose.

Legs. It is useless to demand from you to do a pedicure and shuffle your heels. Just like your ass, wash them with soap three times.

2. Process

The most sensitive places on a woman's body are the nipples and the clitoris. And burn in hell those who pull them, sucks and twists. All sympathy disappears immediately and forever. If a girl likes it, she herself will tell you how to do it. If he doesn’t speak, then don’t go there with your dry fingers, it’s at least unpleasant, more often it hurts! If one of my clients climbs with dry fingers to the clitoris for the first time, I simply abruptly remove his hand. If again, I grab my nails into his fingers and defiantly transfer it to another place. For the third time, I look at him with hating eyes. If the client performs such actions three times, then this means that he is completely moron, and that I will never take him again. Nerves are more expensive. The same situation with the chest. Why do men get the idea that it's nice? This is disgusting, plus the nipples are stretched, aesthetics are lost. I don't let anyone touch my chest.

Keep your saliva to yourself. With a kiss, oral caresses, caresses of the neck, etc. Feeling the drool of a strange man on yourself is disgusting. On the ears, on the neck, on the back, on the pussy when you are making pussy. It's disgusting. Even if you're allowed to cunnilingus, try to leave your pussy slightly wet when you're done, rather than leaving a puddle of saliva behind. Don't use your saliva as a lubricant, don't spit in it. Any girl has a special lubricant, and your spitting causes a strong disgust for you. Even if a girl has no lubrication, she will prefer to use HER SALIV, not yours.

Pussy fingers. If a girl does not ask you about it, do not put them there, your mother. I don’t even see the point in explaining anything here, take it as an axiom.

During the process, do not lick the face or touch the girl's face with your hands. Looking good and having fresh makeup is part of our job. Don't make life difficult for us. You do not pay for the time we spend on updating makeup.

I won’t talk about hickeys, slaps and tweaks at all, I hope everything is clear anyway.

Don't "dry" your penis during sex. I mean the situation when a man during the process takes a member out of a girl, and then after a couple of seconds he puts it back in. S.ka, do men even understand that it hurts?! You have a condom that dries instantly! You enter it back already dry!!!

The most important thing. NOT. STRIVE. BRING. GIRL. BEFORE. ORGASM. If she can achieve it with you, you will definitely learn about it from her. She will tell you how to move and how to lick. No need to fuck her like a bitch and say at the same time: “Are you okay? When will you finish? Why don't you finish? I want you to finish!" And continue to play up... I would shoot such idiots.

3. Communication with a girl after a date

The most pleasant client is the one who adhered to all the above rules, and who does not forget later with his obsessive communication. Wanted to meet again - wrote. Everything is clear and to the point. No just “Hi! How are you?”, no emoticons. You can throw some kind of joke in the correspondence, but not often. Every tour I have idiots who then start to fill me up with unnecessary information about their work, their photos, emoticons; asking how my day went, is it not scary / is it hard for me to work, is it boring. No, it's not boring. And if boring, then not to such an extent as to crack with you. I often send such clients to the ban. And then you won’t save any nerves.

Don't play love with a girl. It's annoying. To an experienced prostitute you with your feelings have not rested anywhere, she does not need your compliments and attention. But you have a sharp increase in the chance of being blocked if you obsessively express your sympathy. Once again: everything is clear, to the point. For such clients, there is more respect and sympathy from the side of the girl, respectively, better service.

Don't ask for a discount. Axiom, I will not explain.

If all the men who came to visit us would adhere to these rules, our work would be just a fairy tale. Many recommendations, I am sure, will be useful in communication with ordinary girls...

Author: Christine