Each of us has come across people who can safely be called assholes. Who like to run into for no reason, be rude, criticize, arrange conflicts and have an incredible sense of self-importance. How to talk to assholes on the street and at work? How nice to respond to insults?
Who is an asshole? This is a person with a huge ego, an inflated sense of self-importance (ESI) and a desire to be the best, at the expense of humiliating others. Assholes have high self-esteem, which is not supported by anything. But deep down, assholes know they're not good enough. Self-confident assholes have a clear inferiority complex, which they received in childhood or later.
Self-confident assholes are found on the street, at work, in business, in crime, among the stars and in politics. After watching TV, which some individuals allow themselves, you can immediately diagnose assholes. These are various conflicts, demonstrative scattering of money, participation in fights, violation of the law and self-affirmation in other asocial ways.
How to talk to assholes on the street, in transport or in a bar?
Surely you have met people who are a mixture of asshole and redneck. They push, threaten for no reason and are rude from scratch. In total there are two strategies for confronting assholes. Psychophysiologist Walter Cannon identified two human responses to danger: “fight or flight.”
When meeting with an asshole, you should compare your capabilities and the asshole. What happens when the conflict escalates? If some jerk bullies you in a bar, transport or on the street, then you can send him on a hiking trip, threatening to give him a scoreboard. There are also original and funny phrases to respond to rudeness (see below).
But what if you are not an athlete, but an asshole in the company of other assholes? Assholes live by the principles of the pack. They like to prove their imaginary advantage by insulting, beating or robbing the weaker ones. Strength, in this case, is achieved through the number of assholes.
No need to argue with assholes. If you are stronger, then send him or hit him in the face. If the crowd is weaker or assholes, then you just leave. There are no other options and no need to look for problems from scratch. Fight or run!
What is the cowardice of assholes? If you meet a crowd of assholes on the street, then they are ready to kick you with their feet without talking and pity. But if they are later caught by the police, they will cry, whine plaintively, crawl on their knees and ask not to punish them.
How to talk to assholes at work and in business?
Assholes at work are more disgusting personalities, because they have to deal with almost every day. Assholes often act on the sly, using mean tricks, gossip, slander, and surprise stabs in the back.
Assholes at work can be exposed and put themselves in a bad position. It is better to deal with an asshole by his methods. You can start intrigue, gossip yourself or substitute in response. You can report to the authorities, but if the asshole is the boss himself, then this possibility is absent. In the event of many years of pressure and terror, it would be better to change jobs for a better one. You've wanted this for a long time.
Assholes cannot be changed, but they can be avoided and ignored. Then it will be harder for the asshole to get you. If the asshole brought you out of emotional peace and angered you, then you lost. If you took insults personally, you lost. Be higher than the asshole and he will lose.
How to respond to insults to an asshole?
Most of the conflicts with assholes will occur in the intellectual plane. Often females are assholes and you can’t physically shut your mouth. In this case, the best way out is not a fight, but a beautiful and witty insult in response.
You should answer instantly, beautifully and effectively, and most importantly with a smile. It's like a quick stab at the rotten heart of a scoundrel with a dagger. The most common method is to simply return to the asshole his own words and insults. But sometimes you can add something from yourself or say a prepared phrase in response to insults.
Examples of phrases to respond to rudeness and rude insults:
- Are you always so stupid or is there an aggravation today?
- I would fight you in an intellectual duel, but you are unarmed.
- You can shove your opinion back up your ass where you got it from.
- Let's agree that you are a miserable asshole offended by life.
- I would have sent you, I see you have already come from there.
- With such a mind and appearance, it will be hard for you.
- Is today an open day in the madhouse and freak circus?
- You better not smile with such crooked and carious teeth.
- I see nature has already greatly offended and punished you, miserable.
- If you look terrible, it does not mean that you need to behave the same way.
- Make this world a better place - disappear.
- You have such a natural, green with an admixture of shit, complexion.
- Close your mitten, your breath stinks.
- Don't stress yourself out like that, no one cares about you.
- Was the hyena and jackal cage open at the zoo?
- I'm allergic to whores, rednecks and the poor, move away.
- I don't talk to the past, assholes and shit. Get out of here.
- Why so many morons and clowns in a public place?
- I'm not a dentist, so shut your mouth before your teeth fall out.
- No need to demonstrate to others the lack of brains and education.
How to talk to assholes? There are only two options: fight or run! Save the article, the world is too full of assholes for you not to need it.