Divorce for a man

In divorce, society is used to protecting the woman, and the man remains a bastard by definition. Let's look at it from a man's point of view. Should you be afraid of divorce?

Society is used to protecting a woman, especially if she is left with a child, and a man in this case remains, as always, in jambs and a bastard by definition. But let's not forget that a coin always has two sides and I would like to show the society the other side of the medal...

Questions before a divorce :

sex with me in fitting rooms and elevators, easily sucked on the balcony visiting my grandmother, and now once a week for a quickie and with such a face as if I force you to do fisting or suck after anal.

- I dripped on your brain for more than a year and a half after the birth of a child, tolerating your strange relatives helping you with small things, I ate fucking semi-finished products, because you were terribly tired and your hungry husband was absolutely up to the lantern. But excuse me, why until now, despite the fact that the child is almost three years old and takes care of himself, I am wrapping thawed meatballs and salads from the supermarket?

- Why did you decide that if I bought myself a new gun, I must give you the same amount to buy clothes and this despite the fact that you are sitting at home, the child is in kindergarten, and you don’t even think about going work.

- Why did I turn into an ordinary wallet that dresses and shoes you and the child, and you just sit in your classmates and contacts, demanding to go to the store from work.

- Do you think I just started working late at night and drinking with my friends all weekend?

- Yes, I became a bad father and spend little time with the child, but if you raise a child in your own image and likeness, when he is most interested in - what dad brought him as a gift from the store and he began to measure from childhood the love of parents is in rubles, and thanks to you, his best friend has become a tablet and a TV. I don’t have time to educate him in my own way, I simply have to work hard all day at work to provide for all your requests.

- Why should I set as an example the husbands and boyfriends of my girlfriends, who are crazy about buying furs and gold for them and driving around abroad, I save money to buy an apartment so as not to be a mortgage slave.

Questions immediately after the divorce:

- Yes, I left the family, leaving you everything I could, including a three-year European crossover and a removable rent paid for six months in advance apartment and then be kind enough to go to your parents, who have a four-room apartment, albeit without European-quality repair and on the outskirts, but there will be enough space for you.

- Yes, I will only help you for the first three or four months, besides the child, during this time, please get a job, because now I absolutely do not care how you will live, I will only help the child.

- Yes, I was thoughtful and did not buy an apartment while we lived together and now you will not be able to father the apartment that I will soon buy.

- I don’t advise you to call all my friends and tell what a goat I am and left the family, our friends have long been divided into “yours” and “mine”, so the opinion of your inadequate girlfriends and your relatives to me absolutely don't care. With your calls, you will only once again prove to everyone what a hysterical woman you are, interfering with outsiders in family brawls.

- In vain, by the way, you hope that all your girlfriends are on your side, the day after I left, three of them called me with an offer to talk, I already fucked two in the knee-elbow position. And yes, I did it on purpose, because I'm a bastard and a goat gee-gee-gee.

- I found that I began to return from work earlier to my new rented apartment and became less tired during the week. I was finally able to do my favorite hobby.

Questions a year after the divorce:

- Yes, the maximum you could do was to become a sales representative for the sale of kirieshki and your higher humanitarian education did not rest against anyone.

- Yes, it's hard to earn money, and in vain, by the way, you got hooked on a credit needle, buying yourself new trinkets, a new iPhone comes out every year, and you pay three for it, by the way, like for a new fur coat.

- No need to defiantly walk past me in taverns at our chance meeting with another drunken man who took you off, I absolutely do not care, because I have a new woman with whom I live and she only laughs when she sees your scoreboard skewed with anger.

- Yes, I began to look much better, because my new woman meets me every evening with a great family dinner and I leave for work after a hearty breakfast, she takes care of how neatly I am dressed and whether I have clean socks, and whether I splashed toilet water. By the way, I am pleased to buy expensive gifts for her, despite the fact that she refuses them every time and every time in return she buys me something significant with her salary.

- Yes, I'm a goat and I pay alimony in the amount that my friends spend on their children per month (for divorcees reading this post - their size is about three times more than the average amount of alimony for the city where I am I live), it’s clear that with this money you can’t dress him in boutiques and feed him every day in a cafe, but in general both parents should take part in the maintenance of the child, and if you add the same amount, you get approximately the average salary in our city, for which some manage to support a family of 3-4 people.

- Yes, I began to come to the child only for his birthday and the new year, because I don’t know who taught him at his 6 years old, communication with dad came down to - “children's world - buy me the most expensive toy" - "amusement park - all machines" - "McDonald's". At the same time, the child (I don’t argue my fault) does not communicate with me on other topics except who and in what clothes goes to the kindergarten and also takes pictures on a smartphone, and in parting does not even say thank you to me for the rest.

- And do not be offended that once every six months I take receipts from you for alimony, seeing how you splash bile, this is an elementary way to protect yourself from your cockroaches in your head, your "best" friends told me how you I ran around lawyers and consulted what else could be squeezed out of me.

- And in spite of everything, I will be glad if you calm down, find yourself a permanent boyfriend, or better a husband and stop making a scoreboard when you meet, as if I suggest you suck after anal...

Source: Adapted from kiryuha